rain’s stupid
who’s with me on this one?!



that big black cloud you’re driving straight into? yeah, that does NOT look good.
told you we’d need an ark.
you are crackers if you think i’m going out there.
seriously, look at those steps — that’s a river right there. do not exit the vehicle.
it’ll stop eventually. promise.
so hey, while we’re sitting here drying out under the bridge…

i feel like now is a good time to open a conversation — let’s start talking about a) why it was we needed to walk for an hour and a half through the rain to go to the bank and b) what it is you plan on doing to make this up to me. bad idea, lady, bad idea.
enjoy how awesome i’m going to make the house smell for the rest of the day.